"If This Thing Bites Me, He's Dead"

You know Ms. Conrad has no time for dog spittle. Here's Lauren Conrad, along with other celebs such as Lisa Kudrow, Kristin Davis, and Molly Sims appearing at the P.S. Art's 10th annual Express Yourself arts event in Santa Monica. P.S. Arts is a non-profit organization that's trying bring arts education back to public schools. Do you think Target sponsored this? I don't know. Unless that dog has a scorching case of conjunctivitis....

"We always go home with something [my son] Julien makes, like a placemat that we use all the time," said Kudrow of her support of the group over the years. "More importantly, we raise awareness about P.S. Arts to get the arts back in education."

I want a Julien Kudrow placemat! Seriously, doesn't Lauren Conrad look like a dog-kicker? That dog better watch its ass if it even tries to nuzzle her. "This top is from Fred Segal, you mutt! Lay off!"